Medallion of Lugh
Wondrous Item, rare (requires attunement by a trickster rogue or bard)
This 3-inch diameter medallion is crafted of the purest gold, yet it weighs less than a pound. Typically worn on a chain or leather thong around the neck, the Medallion of Lugh is meant to be used as a chance coin by an attuned arcane trickster rogue or a bard who loves practical jokes. Instead of random imagery that symbolizes a kingdom or empire, this medallion displays the face of the god Lugh (Heads) on one side and a caricature of the god's ass (Butts) on the other. By tossing this medallion into the air and then catching it, whichever side of the coin is facing up (Butts or Heads) will offer the attuned user a number of fun possibilities that they may interpret and act on accordingly.
The attuned creature will first determine if the medallion flip will apply to themself, the adventuring party (roll dice type equivalent to the number of players, rerolling a 1 if there are an odd number of players), or to another random creature (determined by the Myth Keeper for maximum hilarity). Next, they will roll a 1d20 to determine Butts (1 - 10) or Heads (11 - 20). Rolling Butts will interpret the rolled option as a bad omen, whereas rolling Heads will interpret the rolled option as a good fortune. Finally, they will roll the character level appropriate dice (listed below) and the number that is rolled on this dice will determine the message that is given by the medallion flip.
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Level 1: 1d4 options (message 1 to 4)
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Level 3: 1d6 options (message 1 to 6)
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Level 6: 1d8 options (message 1 to 8)
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Level 9: 1d10 options (message 1 to 10)
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Level 12: 1d12 options (message 1 to 12)
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Level 15: 1d20 options (message 1 to 20)
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Level 18: 1d100 options (message 1 to 100)
Medallion of Lugh
Roll Table
d100 | Butt-Head Type | Butts / Heads Message |
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1 | Foreboding | Someone close to you is not what they let on. |
2 | Hopeful | You will find an unexpected use for an under appreciated item. |
3 | Confusing | The numbers will not add up. |
4 | Promising | An innate power will reveal itself to you. |
5 | Contemplative | Believe the unbelievable, and see what comes of that belief. |
6 | Encouraging | You sense a small light burning within. |
7 | Demanding | You must take time for restful activities. |
8 | Fortuitous | An item from your past will become useful in the future. |
9 | Nostalgic | Follow the scent that reminds you of home. |
10 | Invigorating | A crash of thunder ignites your ambition. |
11 | Cautious | Be wary of unseen serpents. |
12 | Apprehensive | You will learn a new skill at great expense. |
13 | Warning | An unattended sliver will become a great thorn. |
14 | Annoying | You have forgotten something of great importance. |
15 | Gullible | Do not believe the captivating story. |
16 | Auspicious | Beginner’s luck will go a long way for you in the near future. |
17 | Judgmental | A change in style is long overdue. |
18 | Inauspicious | A deadly mixture can be avoided, but only if you act quickly. |
19 | Lumbering | You sense a dense forest with a wise creature. |
20 | Haunting | A ghostly apparition will soon present itself. |
21 | Panicking | The sky may not be falling, but something else surely is. |
22 | Acrid | The sweet smell of sea breeze turns to fermentation. |
23 | Daunting | Walk the untrodden path, or face certain demise. |
24 | Inopportune | A sudden windfall brings unnecessary riches. |
25 | Sweetening | The fresher fruit is safe this time. |
26 | Clandestine | Cloak your face, and you will remain hidden |
27 | Placid | War will be prevented if you are first to act peacefully. |
28 | Admonishing | Physical altercations are not your best strength. |
29 | Righteous | The prisoner is held under false pretenses. |
30 | Joyous | Something merry will come to those who sing heartily. |
31 | Pretentious | The rose will bloom if watered correctly. |
32 | Calumniatory | You will meet an old friend who keeps fresh secrets. |
33 | Relaxing | Leaves fall, but all is still well. |
34 | Jolly | Have a little fun, else the spirits will have won. |
35 | Covetous | Ignite the fires of passion to heal an old wound. |
36 | Disgusting | A free meal will turn sour. |
37 | Ringing | Sleep with one eye open until you hear a bell. |
38 | Tranquil | Rest well to be rewarded with a vision of clarity. |
39 | Alluring | The charismatic farmer will reap more than hay. |
40 | Demeaning | Misplaced anger will betray you. |
41 | Suffocating | You sense a dark drowning in your presence. |
42 | Revealing | Molten rock cools to form a face. |
43 | Unassuming | Small talk will become more meaningful than once assumed. |
44 | Suspenseful | An innocuous gift will fall apart. |
45 | Aching | A phantom pain haunts your days. |
46 | Dreadful | This day won’t be your last, but one like it may. |
47 | Educated | Learning a new skill will take you farther than expected. |
48 | Sorrowful | Tears will be shed, but it will be alright. |
49 | Watchful | Remain alert for the time being. |
50 | Innocuous | Note the seemingly unimportant or ambiguous. |
51 | Caliginous | Call into the darkness to see what aid may come to you. |
52 | Uplifting | You feel the weight of a feather resting on your nose. |
53 | Cooperative | Teamwork will get you through an evening quietly. |
54 | Nurturing | Nature hums in harmony with you. |
55 | Puzzling | Reverse words to deduce hidden meaning. |
56 | Demonic | Shambling beings seek you out. |
57 | Infuriating | You will stub your toe harder than you ever thought possible. |
58 | Audacious | You will find reason to take pride in past accomplishments. |
59 | Inquisitive | Ask for what you want, and you may just be rewarded. |
60 | Discouraging | You will not find what you seek. |
61 | Engulfing | The smoke has cleared, but fire still remains. |
62 | Freezing | A cold, icy breath will overtake your senses. |
63 | Introductory | Dare to engage with strangers. |
64 | Hasty | Waiting for others will cause you great pain. |
65 | Purposeful | How you handle a difficult situation will determine future successes. |
66 | Reflecting | Ask if you’re asking for too much. |
67 | Flooding | If rain falls tonight, do not trust tomorrow’s blossom. |
68 | Speedy | You will reach a halfway point ahead of schedule. |
69 | Impossible | You will find it challenging to scratch an itch. |
70 | Temporal | Time is not on your side right now. |
71 | Unifying | Hot and cold will join together. |
72 | Relieving | Cut ties with dead weight or be forever burdened by its presence. |
73 | Visible | You will see something through a clearing haze. |
74 | Embarrassing | You have been incorrect by orders of magnitude. |
75 | Amusing | Laughing through the pain will bring great relief. |
76 | Acrimonious | A lone dark figure threatens everything you cherish. |
77 | Reuniting | Halves will become whole in time. |
78 | Bumbling | A mistake or two will serendipitously turn in your favor. |
79 | Enlightening | Wisdom requires mastery of all senses. |
80 | Calming | You will soon come into possession of a cherished item. |
81 | Settling | Wind from the north will cool your rage. |
82 | Warming | A network of friends waits to help you. |
83 | Truthful | Lies will soon be made apparent. |
84 | Burdensome | Your heaviest tool will be of little use to you this time. |
85 | Clownish | Time means little to the foolish. |
86 | Foolish | A wasted opportunity will ruin the surprise. |
87 | Impulsive | The first through the door will control what happens next. |
88 | Lethargic | Do not be the last to fall asleep. |
89 | Uncertain | The answer to your question is unclear. |
90 | Literate | An overlooked book will come in handy. |
91 | Validating | Prove yourself worthy, and the day will pass with ease. |
92 | Jaunty | Seek meaning in the melodies you hear. |
93 | Concealing | Pretending with purpose will work out. |
94 | Clean | The time for washing is now. |
95 | Pompous | The large face speaks the truth. |
96 | Vigorous | Lean into challenges, or forever regret them. |
97 | Vengeful | A former enemy is seeking revenge. |
98 | Pitiful | Your future is clouded by petty omens. |
99 | Tasteless | You will swallow a tiny being in your sleep. |
100 | Gracious | A distant relative will bestow a priceless gift upon you. |